Humorous and funny text emoticon pictures

Baby, I'm going to get an infusion today. What kind of infusion should I get?Miss you at night; Bao, I went fishing today, what kind of fish?I am loyal to you; treasure, I went to exercise, what exercise?My heart beats for you ten thousand times; Baby, I’m going to have dinner, what’s for dinner?Let you obey obediently; treasure, I have laid down flat, what flatness?I can't live without you.